Editorial Standards

Satire, Not Deception

Every article on Wilder Blueprint is clearly labeled as business. We never intend to deceive readers into believing our content is factual news. Our headlines, while provocative, are designed to be absurd enough to signal their satirical nature. We include disclaimers in our footer, About page, and Terms of Service to ensure transparency.

Punching Up, Not Down

We direct our satire at institutions, public figures, and those in positions of power — not at vulnerable individuals or marginalized communities. Our goal is to critique power structures, not to ridicule the powerless. We avoid humor that relies on stereotypes, bigotry, or cruelty.

Accuracy in Inspiration

While our stories are fictional, they are inspired by real-world events, trends, and public statements. Our editorial team reviews news sources, public records, and credible reporting to ensure our satire is grounded in reality. We do not fabricate quotes or events out of thin air — we exaggerate, parody, and reimagine what already exists.

Editorial Independence

Wilder Blueprint maintains editorial independence from advertisers, sponsors, and external influences. Our writers and editors are free to critique any subject, regardless of commercial considerations. Advertisements on our site are clearly labeled and do not influence our editorial content.

Respect for Privacy

We do not publish private information about individuals, including addresses, phone numbers, or personal details that could lead to harassment or harm. Our satire focuses on public actions, statements, and policies — not on private lives. We respect the distinction between public figures and private citizens.

How We Handle Corrections

• Minor Corrections: Typos, spelling errors, and minor factual inaccuracies are corrected silently without a formal notice.
• Significant Corrections: If an error materially affects the premise or understanding of a satirical article, we will append a correction notice at the top or bottom of the article, clearly labeled with the date and nature of the correction.
• Retractions: In rare cases where an article is found to be fundamentally flawed or harmful, we may retract it entirely. Retracted articles will be replaced with a notice explaining the reason for removal.

How to Report an Error

If you believe we have made a factual error in our satirical premise or misrepresented a real-world event, please contact us at [email protected]. Please include:

• The URL of the article in question
• A description of the error
• A link to a credible source that supports your correction

We review all correction requests and respond within 48 hours. We do not issue corrections for satirical exaggerations, fictional scenarios, or comedic interpretations — only for factual errors in the real-world events that inspire our satire.

Prohibited Content

• Hate speech, bigotry, or discrimination based on race, ethnicity, religion, gender, sexual orientation, or disability
• Threats of violence or harassment toward individuals or groups
• Spam, advertising, or self-promotion unrelated to the article
• Personal attacks, insults, or ad hominem arguments
• Misinformation or deliberate falsehoods presented as fact
• Content that violates the privacy or legal rights of others