Your privacy matters. Here's how we collect, use, and protect your information.
Last updated: February 18, 2026
We collect information you provide directly to us, such as when you subscribe to our newsletter, leave comments, or contact us. This may include your name, email address, and any other information you choose to provide. We also automatically collect certain information about your device when you visit our site, including your IP address, browser type, operating system, and usage data through cookies and similar technologies.
We use cookies and similar tracking technologies to enhance your browsing experience, analyze site traffic, and serve personalized advertisements. Cookies are small data files stored on your device that help us remember your preferences and understand how you interact with our content.
Third-Party Advertising: We use Google AdSense to serve advertisements on our site. Google and its partners may use cookies to serve ads based on your prior visits to our website or other websites. You can opt out of personalized advertising by visiting Google's Ads Settings or aboutads.info.
When you subscribe to our newsletter, we collect your email address to send you updates, new articles, and occasional promotional content. You can unsubscribe at any time by clicking the "unsubscribe" link at the bottom of any email we send. We will never sell, rent, or share your email address with third parties for their marketing purposes without your explicit consent.
We use the information we collect to:
We take reasonable measures to protect your personal information from unauthorized access, alteration, disclosure, or destruction. However, no internet transmission is completely secure, and we cannot guarantee absolute security. We encourage you to use strong passwords and keep your account credentials confidential.
If you are a resident of the European Union or California, you have certain rights regarding your personal information:
To exercise any of these rights, please contact us at [email protected].
Our site is not directed to children under the age of 13, and we do not knowingly collect personal information from children. If we become aware that we have collected information from a child under 13, we will take steps to delete it promptly.
We may update this Privacy Policy from time to time to reflect changes in our practices or legal requirements. We will notify you of any material changes by posting the updated policy on this page and updating the "Last updated" date above. Your continued use of our site after such changes constitutes your acceptance of the updated policy.
By accessing and using Wilder Blueprint ("the Site"), you accept and agree to be bound by these Terms of Service. If you do not agree to these terms, please do not use the Site. We reserve the right to modify these terms at any time, and your continued use of the Site constitutes acceptance of any changes.
Wilder Blueprint is a business news publication. All articles, headlines, and content published on this site are works of fiction, parody, and business. They are intended for entertainment and commentary purposes only and should not be taken as factual reporting.
While our satire is inspired by real-world events and public figures, the specific stories, quotes, and scenarios we present are fabricated for comedic and critical effect. We do not intend to deceive readers into believing our content is legitimate news. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental and intended for satirical purposes.
When using our Site, you agree to:
All content on Wilder Blueprint, including text, graphics, logos, images, and software, is the property of Wilder Blueprint or its content suppliers and is protected by copyright, trademark, and other intellectual property laws. You may not reproduce, distribute, modify, or create derivative works from any content on the Site without our express written permission. However, you may share links to our articles on social media and other platforms, provided you do not alter the content or misrepresent it as factual news.
By posting comments or other content on the Site, you grant Wilder Blueprint a non-exclusive, royalty-free, perpetual, and worldwide license to use, reproduce, modify, and display such content. You represent and warrant that you own or have the necessary rights to any content you post and that such content does not violate any third-party rights or applicable laws. We reserve the right to remove any content that violates these Terms or that we deem inappropriate at our sole discretion.
Our Site may contain links to third-party websites and advertisements served by third-party ad networks (including Google AdSense). We are not responsible for the content, privacy practices, or terms of service of any third-party sites. Your interactions with third-party advertisers and any resulting transactions are solely between you and the advertiser. We encourage you to review the privacy policies and terms of service of any third-party sites you visit.
THE SITE AND ALL CONTENT ARE PROVIDED "AS IS" AND "AS AVAILABLE" WITHOUT WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, OR NON-INFRINGEMENT. WE DO NOT WARRANT THAT THE SITE WILL BE UNINTERRUPTED, ERROR-FREE, OR FREE OF VIRUSES OR OTHER HARMFUL COMPONENTS.
TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, HAMBRY SHALL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, OR PUNITIVE DAMAGES, OR ANY LOSS OF PROFITS OR REVENUES, WHETHER INCURRED DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY, OR ANY LOSS OF DATA, USE, GOODWILL, OR OTHER INTANGIBLE LOSSES, RESULTING FROM (A) YOUR USE OR INABILITY TO USE THE SITE; (B) ANY UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS TO OR USE OF OUR SERVERS AND/OR ANY PERSONAL INFORMATION STORED THEREIN; (C) ANY INTERRUPTION OR CESSATION OF TRANSMISSION TO OR FROM THE SITE; OR (D) ANY BUGS, VIRUSES, OR THE LIKE THAT MAY BE TRANSMITTED TO OR THROUGH THE SITE BY ANY THIRD PARTY.
You agree to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless Wilder Blueprint and its officers, directors, employees, and agents from and against any claims, liabilities, damages, losses, and expenses, including reasonable attorneys' fees, arising out of or in any way connected with your access to or use of the Site, your violation of these Terms, or your violation of any third-party rights.
These Terms shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the United States, without regard to its conflict of law provisions. Any disputes arising out of or relating to these Terms or the Site shall be resolved through binding arbitration in accordance with the rules of the American Arbitration Association, except that either party may seek injunctive or other equitable relief in any court of competent jurisdiction.
If you have any questions about this Privacy Policy or Terms of Service, please contact us at:
Email: [email protected]
Mail: Wilder Blueprint Legal Department